The Dragon Queen Bathes in the Hot Spring

Cinematic photoreal fantasy comedy, no dialogue at all. Widescreen 16:9. A huge underground cave with a wide, very deep natural hot spring pool, steam rising, warm torchlight on the rock walls, rose petals floating on the water, rich warm color grade. @Image1 is the Queen: long silver-white hair with thin braids around the head, light violet eyes. She sits on a submerged rock ledge at the edge of the pool, bathing without her gown: her ice-blue gown lies folded on a rock behind her, and only her bare shoulders are visible above the water. Calm and relaxed. @Image2 is the Dragon: huge, about 10 times bigger than the Queen, matte black scales, glowing ember-orange cracks on the chest and throat, long curved horns, amber eyes. It lies completely hidden underwater at the bottom of the hot spring, right behind the Queen, warming the water with its body heat. Two Knights in shiny full plate armor, holding torches and swords.

0-2s: close-up of the Queen relaxing in the hot spring. She blows a rose petal off her palm and closes her eyes. The water beneath her glows faintly orange. 2-4s: the two Knights burst into the cave, rush to the edge of the pool and freeze. 4-8s: shot from behind the Knights: the Queen doesn't open her eyes. Behind her, the Dragon's huge head slowly rises out of the water, a rose petal stuck on its head, and silently stares down at the Knights. 8-10s: the Knights drop their torches into the water and run away screaming. 10-11s: the Dragon sinks back under the water. The Queen lazily reaches back and pats its snout, smiling. 11-13s: extreme close-up of the calm water surface. Huge bubbles rise from the deep and burst, the water churns like a jacuzzi, as if the Dragon passed gas underwater. 13-15s: close-up of the Queen's face: she opens her eyes in pleasant surprise, raises her eyebrows, then smiles with delight and leans back, enjoying the bubbles like a luxury jacuzzi.

Audio: no dialogue. Calm harp music, armor clanking, the music stops dead when the Dragon rises, a deep dragon rumble, torches hissing, then deep underwater bubble pops "blub... BLUB", and the harp music continues happily.