Always Late Cinematic

A giant volcano wearing a tiny necktie sprints across landscapes at impossible speed. Lava trails behind like sweat. It checks a wristwatch repeatedly. Entire countries watch in confusion as the volcano races through deserts, forests, and oceans. Traffic helicopters cover the event live. The volcano leaps across continents. Final shot: it arrives at a corporate office building, takes a deep breath, enters a meeting room, and discovers everyone else is also a volcano. Hyper-energetic visual comedy, giant scale, deadpan realism, cinematic action pacing, no text.