Farm Animal Meeting

1. Nighttime chicken coop meeting. Hens clucking angrily about the fox. A goose interrupts with loud honking opinions. Tension builds. Cut to the sheep beside the kelpie: “I’m so over these goose-stepping alarmists.” Dog blinks slowly. Comedic timing, dramatic shadows.

2. Muddy pig pen parliament. Pigs arguing over who gets the best mud puddle. Two goats butt heads in disagreement. Frustration rises. Cut to one pig turning to the dog: “These goats are always butting in!” Dog tilts head. Warm golden hour lighting, funny expressions.

3. Early morning in a dusty barn. Group of cows, pigs, and chickens huddled in a secret meeting complaining about the farmer. A rooster stands on a hay bale dramatically crowing complaints. Cut to a laid-back border collie. The sheep sighs and says, “Mate, every bloody day with the cock-a-doodle-doo drama.” The dog just stares. Dry Aussie humour, cinematic light rays.