Grandpa Engineering Ruler Superpower

[0:00–0:04] VISUAL: GRANDPA sits in a recliner watching television. His grandson LEO runs into the room wearing a superhero cape. LEO: "Grandpa! I have superpowers!" GRANDPA: "Really?" LEO: "Watch this!"

[0:04–0:08] VISUAL: Leo dramatically attempts to lift a heavy toy box. He strains. Nothing happens. LEO: "Super strength!" GRANDPA: "Impressive." LEO: "It's loading."

[0:08–0:12] VISUAL: Leo tries to fly by jumping from the couch. Grandpa catches him effortlessly. GRANDPA: "Your flying needs work." LEO: "I'm still practicing."

[0:12–0:17] VISUAL: Grandpa reaches for the TV remote without standing up. It slides perfectly across the coffee table into his hand using a long ruler. LEO: "WHOA!" GRANDPA: "Now THAT is a superpower."

[0:17–0:22] VISUAL: Leo's eyes sparkle. He grabs another ruler and tries it himself. The remote doesn't move. LEO: "How did you do that?" GRANDPA: "Experience."

[0:22–0:26] VISUAL: Grandpa reveals a tiny fishing hook attached to the ruler. Leo stares in disbelief. LEO: "That's cheating!" GRANDPA: "That's engineering."

[0:26–0:30] VISUAL: Leo puts on sunglasses dramatically. LEO: "Teach me, master." GRANDPA: "First lesson: never get off the couch." SFX: Epic superhero music sting.