Seedance 2.0Red Carpet Chonky Pigeon
15-second glam-comedy fashion short, luxury event lighting. Same subject throughout: a plump city pigeon with glossy feathers and absurd confidence strutting down a celebrity red carpet. 0-3s: photographers flash while the pigeon walks toward camera like a superstar. 3-6s: human celebrities step aside as the pigeon owns the runway, head bob perfectly in rhythm. 6-10s: it pauses for a dramatic wing-flare pose and the crowd goes louder. 10-15s: final close shot as the pigeon snatches a canapé from a silver tray without breaking stride, then keeps walking like nothing happened.