Colonel Sanders Versus Ronald Mcdonald

Use @Image21 as opening frame. COLONEL SANDERS left, RONALD McDONALD right. HUD: yellow orange health bars top, portraits, names COLONEL SANDERS / RONALD McDONALD, timer 60 ROUND 1. Arena: suburban parking lot — KFC restaurant left red white building, McDonald's right red yellow golden arches, wet asphalt reflecting sunlight, blue sky. SF6 / Mortal Kombat photorealistic. Bright afternoon sunlight throughout.

COLONEL SANDERS: elderly dignified man, white double-breasted suit, black string tie, white hair goatee, glasses. RONALD McDONALD: clown, yellow red white costume, red afro wig, white face paint red nose, giant red shoes, yellow gloves.

Shot 1 (00:00–00:03) — Chicken Drumstick Start @Image21 . ROUND 1. Voice: ROUND ONE — FIGHT! Sanders REACHES behind back — PULLS OUT enormous fried chicken drumstick. CLOSE UP drumstick: golden crispy breading, KFC iconic. Sanders CHARGES — SWINGS drumstick like club. SLOW MOTION 10%: drumstick CONNECTS Ronald face — KETCHUP and MAYONNAISE EXPLODE from impact all directions, chicken pieces flying. Camera 180 degree ORBIT swing frozen — sauce suspended mid-air. Speed ramp 600%. Sanders SWINGS again — HITS chest. MAYO BURSTS. Third swing — Ronald LAUNCHES backward. Camera FOLLOWS Ronald flying across parking lot — red shoes in air, afro streaming. CRASHES into McDonald's wall. WIDE: Ronald crumpled, Sanders triumphant, both restaurants visible full scale.

Shot 2 (00:03–00:06) — Fries vs Bucket Ronald RISES — PULLS OUT giant FRENCH FRY carton. DRAWS two large fries like swords — one each hand. Camera CLOSE UP fries gleaming golden. Ronald LUNGES at Sanders with fry sword. Camera RIDES WITH fry sword flying toward Sanders. Sanders SIDESTEPS — GRABS enormous red KFC BUCKET from ground. CLOSE UP bucket: red KFC logo gleaming. Sanders SWINGS bucket down onto Ronald head. SLOW MOTION 8%: bucket descending. Ronald looks up eyes wide. Bucket LANDS on Ronald head — JAMMED over eyes. Ronald STUMBLES blind — spinning arms out. Camera 180 degree ORBIT blind Ronald stumbling with bucket on head.

Shot 3 (00:06–00:09) — Blind Beating Sanders WINDS UP — RAPID PUNCH COMBO on bucket-headed Ronald. Each punch: KETCHUP MAYO CHICKEN PIECES EXPLODE from bucket sides. Camera 360 degree RAPID ORBIT around combo — sauce flying all directions. CLOSE UP each punch connecting bucket — sauces erupting. Speed ramp 800%. WIDE: both fighters, KFC left McDonald's right, sauce splattered parking lot. Final UPPERCUT — Ronald with bucket LAUNCHES upward. Camera FOLLOWS Ronald flying up then down. SLOW MOTION 8%: Ronald falling — bucket still on head. CRASHES asphalt. Bucket BOUNCES off rolling away.

Shot 4 (00:09–00:12) — Happy Meal Army Ronald RISES — RIPS bucket off face. EXTREME CLOSE UP Ronald face — furious clown eyes. RAISES both arms dramatically. Camera LOW ANGLE: Ronald commanding, McDonald's behind him. Happy Meal BOXES on ground BURST OPEN — SMALL PLASTIC TOY FIGURES jump out and come alive. Dozens of tiny colorful toy figures running toward Sanders. Camera WIDE: tiny toy army charging across parking lot toward enormous Sanders. EXTREME WIDE: Sanders tiny against vast parking lot, tiny toys swarming toward him from distance, both restaurants behind.

Shot 5 (00:12–00:14) — Overwhelmed Toys SWARM Sanders — climbing his white suit, hitting with tiny fists. Camera LOW ANGLE looking up: Sanders enormous, tiny toys all over him. Sanders SWATS at them — more keep coming. SLOW MOTION 8%: toys HITTING Sanders face, KETCHUP spattering white suit. Sanders STAGGERS — FALLS backward. Camera FOLLOWS Sanders falling — CRASHES onto wet asphalt. Toys swarm over fallen Sanders. Camera 360 degree ORBIT fallen Sanders covered in tiny toys.

Shot 6 (00:14–00:15) — Ronald Wins Ronald straightens hair — adjusts costume. Camera SLOW 360 ORBIT — parking lot sauce-splattered, fallen Sanders covered toys, both restaurants behind. Voice: RONALD WINS. Gold text: RONALD WINS. Freeze. Black. End.