Bad Friday

Shaky iPhone POV — slightly overexposed, auto-focus hunting, natural motion blur. 15 cuts, ~1 second each, one chaotic Friday night.
CUT 1: Skateboarding through a shopping mall, security chasing, people jumping out of the way, lights flickering.
CUT 2: Sitting bareback on a live cow in someone's backyard.
CUT 3: Riding a grocery cart downhill at night, wobbling dangerously, someone screaming far away.
CUT 4: Standing on a McDonald's booth seat, reaching for the ceiling fan, fries scattered below.
CUT 5: Running barefoot through a gas station at 11PM, banana in hand, cashier watching through the glass.
CUT 6: Sitting in someone's Tesla on autopilot, filming the empty driver's seat while eating chips.
CUT 7: Chasing a dog through a park with a stolen hotdog in its mouth, owners staring.
CUT 8: Pressing every floor button in a hotel elevator, doors closing as a family watches in silence.
CUT 9: Crawling through a McDonald's drive-through on foot, ordering at the speaker, car honking behind.
CUT 10: Sitting in a cart pushed through IKEA at closing time, one wheel squeaking, store going dark.
CUT 11: Attempting to ride a luggage carousel at an airport, security already walking over.
CUT 12: Playing guitar badly in an apartment stairwell, a neighbor opening their door and staring.
CUT 13: Running through a car wash fully clothed, brushes spinning, water blasting everywhere.
CUT 14: Sitting in a shopping center fountain fully dressed, people filming from around the edge.
CUT 15: Lying on the floor of a 24-hour Walmart at 3AM, one employee mopping nearby, not reacting.
Style: handheld phone footage, shaky, real locations — fluorescent, sodium vapor, LED. No filters, slow motion, color grading, or AI smoothness. UGC style.