The Mountain Takes It Personally

TITLE: "The Mountain Takes It Personally"

Seedance 2 | 15s cinematic AI video prompt | 1960s Shaw Brothers parody | soap-opera wuxia absurd comedy | cheap studio set | visibly fake props | painted Mount Fuji backdrop | exaggerated acting | rapid cuts | punchy sound design | continuous motion | no pauses | dramatic close-ups

A low-budget farmhouse courtyard set. Fake wooden walls, visible stage edges, dusty ground. In the background, a clearly painted Mount Fuji backdrop with slightly peeling paint. Overhead studio lighting too harsh, shadows unnatural. Wind sound clearly artificial.

An orange cat in a worn gray daoist robe trains intensely on a wooden dummy filled with protruding pegs.

0–3s Rapid rhythmic strikes. Loud wooden clacks echo unnaturally.

Close-ups of hands: chain punches, palm strikes, elbow hits, rapid deflections—stylized, fast, exaggerated.

Orange Cat (focused, muttering) if the wood fights back, i respect it more than people

Whip pan—wooden door CREAKS open dramatically.

3–6s A white cat steps in slowly. Heavy purple eyeshadow, bright red lips, flirtatious expression. Wearing a pink Qing-era peasant outfit that looks overly clean and theatrical.

Wind machine hits her hair slightly too hard.

Extreme close-up—eyes.

White Cat (soft, almost whispering) have you ever saved… a little white rabbit… near mount fuji

Cut to orange cat—confused, then hopeful smile spreads too fast.

Orange Cat wait… don't tell me… you're the rabbit

Beat.

6–9s White cat's face SNAPS from seductive to furious.

Extreme close-up—eye twitch.

White Cat (cold, sharp) i am the mountain

Thunder SFX that clearly doesn't match the scene.

Smoke bomb explodes—cheap white smoke fills frame.

9–12s Through the smoke—TRANSFORMATION.

A clearly fake Mount Fuji model appears—papier-mâché texture, visible seams, tiny painted trees. On the mountain: oversized cat eyes with blue eyeshadow blinking.

It FLOATS awkwardly forward on visible wire.

Dramatic zoom.

Mount Fuji (booming, unhinged) YOU STEPPED ON MY ECOSYSTEM

The model SLAMS onto the orange cat.

Impact sound overly loud.

12–15s Orange cat flattened on ground—body squished.

Extreme close-up: crossed eyes, tongue out, dust on face.

Orange Cat (strained, defeated) i knew i should've apologized to geography

Cut—Mount Fuji model shaking slightly, laughing wildly.

Mount Fuji (cackling) HAHAHAHA I HOLD GRUDGES

Quick insert:

White cat face overlay—faint, angry, watching.

Back to chaos—set wall slightly wobbling from impact.

Freeze frame on orange cat's ridiculous face.

Hard comedic gong sound.

CUT TO BLACK.