Kitten Doomscrolling Comedy

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プロンプトをコピー

SHOT 1:
Camera: Top-down, static
Kitten tucked in blanket burrito, exactly like the start frame. Phone glowing on its face. One paw lazily swiping up on the phone. Other paw reaching into the chip bag, bringing a chip to mouth. Slow crunching. Eyes glazed over, totally zoned out. Maybe a tiny crumb falls on its chest — doesn't care.
Sound: Soft crunching, faint TikTok-style audio bleeding from the phone

SHOT 2:
Camera: Same top-down, slight zoom in
A human hand enters frame from the top. Swiftly grabs the phone out of the kitten's paw. Kitten's eyes go WIDE — pupils fully dilated. Freeze frame for a split second. The chip falls from its other paw in slow motion. Mouth hangs open.
Sound: Record scratch or dramatic "dun dun" sting

SHOT 3:
Camera: Close-up on the kitten's face
Kitten stares at its now-empty paw. Looks up at where the phone was. Looks at the empty paw again. Bottom lip starts to quiver. Eyes get glassy and watery.
Sound: Dead silence… then a tiny squeaky inhale

SHOT 4:
Camera: Pulls back to medium shot, slight shake/handheld feel
Kitten opens its mouth and WAILS — full baby cry. Legs start kicking wildly under the blanket. Chips go flying everywhere. Little fists balling up. It rolls onto its side, kicks the chip bag off the bed. Dramatic flailing — like a toddler in a grocery store.
Sound: Actual baby crying sound effect layered with tiny kitten mews

SHOT 5:
Camera: Same medium shot
Kitten rolls fully onto its tummy, face buried in the blanket. Kicks its back legs a few times. Pounds one tiny fist on the mattress. Then goes still for a beat — dramatic sulking.
Sound: Crying fades to pathetic little whimpers

SHOT 6:
Camera: Low angle, kitten's eye level
Kitten slowly turns its head toward camera. One tear rolling down. The most devastated, betrayed face imaginable. Holds eye contact.
Text overlay: "give it back."
Sound: A single sad violin note, or the "oh no" TikTok sound

Shot 7:
Cut back to Shot 1, the kitten has somehow gotten the phone back, munching chips again like nothing happened.

SHOT 1: Camera: Top-down, static Kitten tucked in blanket burrito, exactly like the start frame. Phone glowing on its face. One paw lazily swiping up on the phone. Other paw reaching into the chip bag, bringing a chip to mouth. Slow crunching. Eyes glazed over, totally zoned out. Maybe a tiny crumb falls on its chest — doesn’t care. Sound: Soft crunching, faint TikTok-style audio bleeding from the phone

SHOT 2: Camera: Same top-down, slight zoom in A human hand enters frame from the top. Swiftly grabs the phone out of the kitten’s paw. Kitten’s eyes go WIDE — pupils fully dilated. Freeze frame for a split second. The chip falls from its other paw in slow motion. Mouth hangs open. Sound: Record scratch or dramatic “dun dun” sting

SHOT 3: Camera: Close-up on the kitten’s face Kitten stares at its now-empty paw. Looks up at where the phone was. Looks at the empty paw again. Bottom lip starts to quiver. Eyes get glassy and watery. Sound: Dead silence… then a tiny squeaky inhale

SHOT 4: Camera: Pulls back to medium shot, slight shake/handheld feel Kitten opens its mouth and WAILS — full baby cry. Legs start kicking wildly under the blanket. Chips go flying everywhere. Little fists balling up. It rolls onto its side, kicks the chip bag off the bed. Dramatic flailing — like a toddler in a grocery store. Sound: Actual baby crying sound effect layered with tiny kitten mews

SHOT 5: Camera: Same medium shot Kitten rolls fully onto its tummy, face buried in the blanket. Kicks its back legs a few times. Pounds one tiny fist on the mattress. Then goes still for a beat — dramatic sulking. Sound: Crying fades to pathetic little whimpers

SHOT 6: Camera: Low angle, kitten’s eye level Kitten slowly turns its head toward camera. One tear rolling down. The most devastated, betrayed face imaginable. Holds eye contact. Text overlay: “give it back.” Sound: A single sad violin note, or the “oh no” TikTok sound

Shot 7: Cut back to Shot 1, the kitten has somehow gotten the phone back, munching chips again like nothing happened.